Smartass colleague: Why can’t they just put a lid on that damn volcano? I need to fly this weekend, man!
Me: How would you like a cork up your ass when you need to fart? It’s nature’s way, man!
Smartass colleague: Why can’t they just put a lid on that damn volcano? I need to fly this weekend, man!
Me: How would you like a cork up your ass when you need to fart? It’s nature’s way, man!