I was at the Swedish Migration Board renewing my resident permit when I was told that I’m now eligible to be a Swedish citizen.
Man in Black: Mr. Mogli, I see from your records that you can now be given Swedish citizenship if you apply for it.
Man in Black: Mr. Mogli, right at this very moment, thousands of applicants are queuing the migration offices to be in this country for good. You seem not to be happy about it.
Me: I’m sorry sir, if you misunderstood my initial reaction. I’m just a bit perplexed what makes me eligible to obtain a Swedish passport.
Man in Black: Let’s just say we need more people like you with special powers; you belong to the category “alien extraordinaire”.
Shit, how did they know?
But first, I need to talk to Jor-El.
Man in Black: It is an offer you can not refuse. The lady at the counter will give you a form on your way out.
To be continued…