Category Archives: Funny Shit

Vegetarian Zombies and Other Stories

Posted on July 25, 2012 by metromogli

Do vegetarian zombies exist? Continue reading →

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Sex With A Neanderthal

Posted on April 17, 2011 by metromogli

If you are of European or of Asian ancestry, there is a big chance that your human ancestors from around 50,000-80,000 years ago exchanged genetic material (read: had sex) with neanderthals somewhere in the middle east, before migrating out to … Continue reading →

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You Had Me At Hello

Posted on March 9, 2011 by metromogli

Credit goes to those who make this world a happier place.

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Hilarious British Humour

Posted on February 15, 2011 by metromogli

Alan! Alan! Alan! Al! Alan! Who the eff is Alan??? LOL! Don’t miss 3:00-3:10.

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Bill Gates vs Steve Jobs

Posted on May 18, 2010 by metromogli

I. II. More here: http://www.sadanduseless.com/2010/05/steve-jobs-vs-bill-gates/

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Police Sketch

Posted on February 18, 2010 by metromogli

This sketch of a car (?) was released by a police station from some obscure village in Norway. According to the witness, this suspicious-looking car was seen at the place where an old woman was murdered.   Since the wheels are … Continue reading →

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Ass Prof

Posted on January 5, 2010 by metromogli

Ok, this has nothing to do with HGG, the kick assprof with 4-body problem, as I’m sure she finds amusement in labeling herself with that academic title. What I’m not sure though is whether the guest researcher which my department invited from abroad would appreciate it. On the door … Continue reading →

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Huge Difference Between Grams and Weeks

Posted on September 7, 2009 by metromogli

Last week, I requested for some 6 week-olds Rattus norvegicus: Today, our lab technician received pups at 6 grams each:   Who’s got the time to take care of these babies??? Reminds me by the way of that infamous unit confusion which resulted to the crashing of … Continue reading →

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The Cyborg and Sexy Name Decoders

Posted on June 25, 2009 by metromogli

Inspired by HGG’s post, here is my cyborg-derived acronym:  I also took the liberty of finding out the acronym for my loyal and avid commenter from Planet Finland, Smek This: Hahaha. So violent! The programmer of that script must be an avid fan of … Continue reading →

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I Need A Hobby

Posted on June 3, 2009 by metromogli

Saw this finely etched letters on a park bench: Indeed my friend, indeed!

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