When The Going Gets Tough

The tough go shopping!

Yeah, you must have heard it before. But when I first heard it uttered by a lady friend when I was living in Tokyo gazillions of years ago, I thought the mantra applied only to women.

I found out recently that this was not the case, or at least in theory, I now understand the therapeutic value of spending them hard-earned moolah in difficult times.

My shopping spree has not materialized yet, thankfully, but I must confess that I get a kick in browsing through the latest catalogs of Kjell&Co and Teknikmagasinet (electronics/gadget shops in Sweden). The latter states below its logo the phrase,”the meaning with life.”  Indeed, they call their hardcopy catalog as “prylbibeln” or “The Gadget Bible”.

There are loads of interesting toys products being sold in these shops. The funniest of them all, me thinks is the Clone-a-Willy kit sold at Teknikmagasinet. The product description says, “Clone your favourite organ!” Basically, you make a mould of your willy with some kind of rubber mix. And voila, an exact replica of your willy! And if you wish, there’s also a glow in the dark version. LOL!

Why on Earth would I want to clone my willy? Here are some good reasons according to the catalog:

  1. You can satisfy everyone who desires you without being there physically and copulating like a breeding bull.
  2. Let the copy takes over when you ran out of gas!
  3. OR if you are well hung, or an aging alpha male, or if you are a successful writer, journalist or TV host, you can make dozens of copies and auction them over at eBay.

I think I’m gonna make some copies of mine now just in case I win the Nobel Prize when I’m 80 or something. Could be a nice investment in the future? LOL!

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7 Responses to When The Going Gets Tough

  1. crackgrrl says:

    That is so typical of Teknikmagasinet… is there anything more entertaining than their subway ads, when you’re bored on the train? Don’t think so! Go ahead and clone yourself, that sounds like an awesome idea. 😀

  2. mogLi says:

    if you’d make an advanced reservation this early, you might get a 50% discount from me. :p

  3. Smek this! says:

    Clone-a-willy was the first product in that catalogue that stuck in our minds when I moved to Stockholm with colleagues of mine. — Wouldn’t it be great to have those cast in stearin? Then you’d lit it and say to your friend “would you please blow my candle?” LOL!

  4. mogLi says:

    @Smek: You are a master of pun indeed! LOL!

  5. k says:

    I like, I like!!! Mogli, gusto ko ng glow in the dark =).

  6. mogLi says:

    @k: you won’t be disappointed…hehehe!

  7. K says:

    Kumukuti-kutitap ba??? I’ll take you word for it =)!

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