I Think I Lost My Electron

I am a sucker for jokes with subtle punchlines. You know that kind that makes your brain pause for a brief moment, before realizing what’s so funny about it. Simply the kind of joke where “he who thinks the slowest, laughs last.” LOLs.

In this Sunday Tag, I mentioned that a bar tender was the last person who made me laugh on that day. Here was his story about the horse:

A depressed horse went to a pub and sat by the bar.
The bartender asked, “Why the long face?”

Hahahaha! Reminds me of this live football match between Sweden and Cameroon during the World Cup some years ago. The Swedes were winning and as the camera sweeps by the bench of the Cameroonian team with the substitute players and staffs not looking so happy, the Swedish commentator quipped, “Det ser mörk ut i Cameroons utbytesbänk.” (Literally: It looks dark in Cameroon’s bench.”)


This second shorty is kind’a nerdy but funny nonetheless:

Two hydrogen atoms bumped into one another on the street.

Hydrogen 1: Dude, I think I lost my electron.
Hydrogen 2: Whoah, no shit! Are you sure?
Hydrogen 1: Yes, I’m positive!


Finally, here is one of my faves illustrating Pavlov’s classical conditioning theory in psychology.

A man went to a medical doctor complaining of stomach pains. After some tests, the doctor confirmed that a giant parasitic worm is causing havoc in the man’s bowels. The doctor ordered the man to come back the next day, and instructed him to bring three apples and a biscuit.

The man came back the following day with the requested items. The doctor then asked the man to pull down his pants and bend over. He inserted the three apples in the poor man’s behind, slowly one at a time. He then counted to ten before finally inserting the biscuit. After the procedure, the doctor told the man to go home, take a rest and be back the next day, again with three apples and a biscuit.

The following day, the patient was back and the procedure was repeated. Three apples, one at a time, ten counts, and then the biscuit.When it was over, the doctor told the man to be back the next day, but this time he should bring three apples and a heavy hammer.

The following day, they repeated the procedure. Just as before, the good doctor inserted the three apples in the man’s bottom one at a time. As he was counting ten, he held the hammer up in the air.

Just right after the count, the head of the worm showed up, “Where the fuck is my biscuit?”

I’m sure you know what happened next.

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6 Responses to I Think I Lost My Electron

  1. malen says:

    BORDS! 2 beses kong binasa yung panghuli mong joke bago ko natawa…pero mas nandiri ako..LOLreminds me of this story..you probably have read this but anyway, in case na hinde pa, read on:Ang Sampung PrutasMay 3 hunters na nahuli ng mga cannibals sa gubat.Dinala sila sa harap ng tribal chief para siya angpupugot ng ulo. Nagmaka-awa yung mga hunters. Naawanaman yung chief.Chief: Sige, hindi namin kayo papatayin, sa isangkondisyon. Kailangan isa-isa kayong mangolekta ng 10pirasong prutas. Dalhin nyo iyon dito at saka kosasabihin ang sunod nyong gagawin.Naghiwa-hiwalay ang tatlong magkakaibigan. unangdumating si Pedro, dala-dala’y 10 oranges.Chief: Ngayon, ipasok mo ang lahat ng mga prutas naiyan sa iyong puwet. Kailangan ay hindi magbabago angmukha mo. konting ngiwi o ngiti lang ay pupugutan kaagad namin ng ulo.Unang orange pa lang ang pinapasok ay napa-sigaw agadsi Pedro. Agad siyang pinugutan ng ulo.Sunod na dumating ay si Juan, dala-dala’y 10 lansones.Tuwang- tuwa siya ng in-explain sa kanya nung Chiefkung ano ang kailangan nyang gawin.Juan: Sus! sisiw lang pala. Kayang-kaya! buti na langmaliit na prutas ang kinolekta ko. Naipasok ni Juanang mga lansones sa kanyang puwit ng walang problema.Ngunit nung nasa pang-10 prutas na siya, bigla siyangnapatawa. Pugot-ulo agad si Chief.Pagkamatay ay napunta agad si Juan sa langit kung saannakita niya si Pedro. Nagkausap ang dalawa.Pedro: Sayang Juan! pinapanood kita dito sa langithabang ginagawa mo yung utos. Isang lansones na langhindi mo pa tiniis! Buhay ka pa sana ngayon. Ano bangnangyari sayo?Juan: Pare, ang dali-dali ngang ipasok nung mgalansones. Kaso, nung matatapos na ako bigla kongnakita si pareng Jose — may dala-dalang 10 langka!

  2. Halloj från Götet! Hoppas du överlevde julen. Har länkat dig i min blogg under namnet, “The Green Babe”. Hoppas det är okej! 😉

  3. hahahahahaah.. sorry!!! skulle dubbelkommentera din kommentar och råkade lägga en copy på din text!! hahahaha… *springer och hämtar rätt rad*

  4. *släntrar in med en snygg snurr i takt med Usher* Puh!!! *klistrar in rätt rad* “Naaajs! Och gladare vart jag när jag såg vem som gjort det. *ler* Givet ok!”Sååå!! Nu är det rätt..

  5. Thess says:

    *LMAO!* I like the last one best! ha ha ha!!HAPPY NEW YEAR to you!! Ingat sa mga paputok ha! 🙂

  6. mogLi says:

    @Thess: Same to you! Ingat rin sa paputok! LOL!
    @Gröna Bejben: Bra du hittat den! Inte lätt där i min sidkolumn med massa länkar. Vi ses runt i Metrobloggen! 🙂
    @Malen: Bords, ouch, ouch! Hahaha! Salamat sa pag-share nitong joke na ito!

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