I hope EGYPT!
I saw you in the gym today. INDIA.
You are really KENYA.
I know FRANCE but I hope we NEPAL.
I HOLLAND because ITALY very much.
Don’t believe them that I’m having SWEDEN.
And that I’m STOCKHOLM. I’m not lying.
Do you ROME? Especially that one on the beach?
RUSSIA! Oh, I remember it all started as CANADA.
I’m parking my pen now.
CHINA. Let’s PHILIPPINES!
Don’t worry I’ll be gentle, there’s NORWAY.
ps. JAPAN, ok?
E.G.Y.P.T. – Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing!
I.N.D.I.A. – I Nearly Died In Adoration.
K.E.N.Y.A. – Keeping Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.
F.R.A.N.C.E. – Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
N.E.P.A.L. – Never Ever Part As Lovers.
H.O.L.L.A.N.D. – Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y. – I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. – Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
S.W.E.D.E.N. – Sex With Every Damsel Every Night
S.T.O.C.K.H.O.L.M. – Sex Tripping On City Klubs, He’s One Love Machine
P.A.R.I.S. – Please Always Remember I’m Sincere
R.O.M.E. – Remember Our Memorable Evenings
R.U.S.S.I.A. – Romance Under the Sky & Stars is Intimate, Always.
C.A.N.A.D.A. – Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction
C.H.I.N.A. – Come Here…I Need Affection.
P.H.I.L.I.P.P.I.N.E.S. – Pumping Hot.. I Love It! Please, Please… I Need Erotic Stimulation!
N.O.R.W.A.Y – No Oral Reckoning Without Anal Yearning
M.A.N.I.L.A. – May All Nights Inspire Love Always
J.A.P.A.N – Just Always Pray At Night
This is the kind of shit I was stuffing my head once upon a time when I was a teenager. Now you usually get this as a forwarded email.