Ollad: to have the ollon in physical contact with something.
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Ollon is the swedish word for the glans, which is that shiny tip of the male genitalia.
In today’s punktSE, a male priest reportedly tagged various belongings of a woman who is a candidate for priesthood with post-it notes with the word, “Ollad.” (For my non-swedish readers: yes, priesthood in the Swedish Lutheran Church is open to both sexes.)
The mischievous “ollande” priest posted around 20 post it notes in the woman’s office tagging her chair, computer, among other things. Even the ceiling was found to be tagged “ollad”!
Oh boy, that priest must have one really long tool, or he probably used a ladder? Let’s hope he did.
Our mischievous priest claimed it was just a practical joke and nothing was really touched by his genitals.
The offended woman reported the incident to the church’s local chapter which decided to investigate the priest. However one prosecutor noted that it should have been reported as an act of sexual harassment. I could see the humour in the prank but somehow I tend to agree with the prosecutor. It is the whole circumstance, priest and all, that makes it a bit unusual, I guess.
What I wonder now is the corresponding English word for “Ollad”. Ollonized? Ollonified? Glansified? Well, I don’t see it being used in everyday situation anyway so I guess this will not make it in english dictionaries. But of course I could be wrong!
And I honestly dread that day when you need to evaluate every item around you whether it has been “ollad” or not. Think of doorknobs, your computer keyboard, telephone receivers, light switches, etc. Eew, just the thought makes me shiver like the mysophobic Jerry Seinfeld!